Hungry....

1st of all....
FUCK U DIGI!!!!!...
I'll explain y later...
FUCK U!!!

Location Status Update : MELAKA...
wow..
2day only realize dis week plan...
Drive test at Melaka til thurs only go JB work....
MELAKA...
i miss u....
Si ham...
Durian Cendol...
O jian...
Laksa....
Cha Siew Rice...
I MISS U!!!!...
oh..so hungry now....
here punya hotel also better than Jb de lor..
juz that i got a roommate...
aiks...
no privacy d...
haha..cant watch porn d.....
cant wait 2 go for dinner.....
yin...jom....
if u know d road...
lol...
but abit sien is 2nite 10pm plus start work..
dono need 2 drive til wat time tim...
but don k so much..
EAT EAT EAT!!!!

So...
d fuck thing is..
damn u digi..
last week ffk me...say not free...
dis week only continue...
i wed need 2 purposely drive few hours journey to
Senai Airport...
just to do tat 1 or 2 hours work....
den purposely drive back melaka to work..
DING!!!
Drive punya time longer than i work punya time...
Sien lor...
STUPID DEEGEE!!!....

aiks..
hopefully they say on thurs..
ok lar...dis week v finish settle at melaka ok liao lor...
no need go jb...
go back kl early...
den can join u all d.....
aiks...
dreaming..........

Sei lorrrr......

Sei lorrrrrrr...
change of plan...
deng...
2day supposedly finish settle de things..
need 2 delay 2 nex week..
damn u digi...
ffk...
2day settle mai good lor..
y u ppl not ard...
nex week gonna come back jb again...
penang trip delay 1 week..

BUT..
dis is not d main prob..
since i will b at jb nex week...
to FULLY UTILIZE this intern guy...
was pull down water to help another team out...
new task...
DRIVE TEST..
so im whether to b d drive test engineer..
or the driver...
need to learn to drive 6 to 8 hours continuously...
need to learn to monitor d laptop while d car is moving....
n try not to vomit....
need 2 learn many things....
so means...
whole week at jb...
cant back asap d...

LASTLY...
CRYSTAL....
SORRY....
I TRIED.....

Update....

Location Update : JB
It's d X week im at JB again...
I also dono how long im here d..
logbook haven start...
DIE...

However,
dis week a bit diff..
my supervisor coming down JB also..
well, dis is not d diff..
the diff is i hav ntg 2 do dis week...
woohoo...
since there's no status update from digi..
we cant do anythin here..
so..
as my supervisor said..
i'm here to spend my HOLIDAYS!!!
lol...

No need do walk test..
No need walk so so long...
No need work til late night..
But dis week im here to learn new things
DRIVE TEST..
but not i do also..
my supervisor do..
so im juz at d side learning..
n outstation allowance stil hav...
He's really so good...
did i mention tat d company PAY me for going LANGKAWI???
lol......
the 3 days leave i took...
my supervisor count tat as normal working days...
means no need deduct my salary...
wow...
really good...!!!
normally
INTERN ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO GET LEAVE
and i still get paid for having 1...
lol..
But stil..
i really felt guilty..
for leaving my hsemate all alone for so long..
really sorry..
felt like kena tipu 2 stay at sk27..
no ppl teman her...
sorry not there 2 help u change bulb also...
will be back asap....

There's another news..
Nex week...
IM GOING PENANG!!!!!!
it's good...
n it's bad...
Company will give me a car...
drive there and work..
lol...
Penang sure better than JB lor..
Hav my full freedom there..
supervisor even ask me to bring frens or gf along..
cos im going all alone...
ANY1 WANA JOIN??
JOM....
ALL ON ME....lol...

Bad is CRYSTAL IS COMING BACK NEX WEEK!!!!!
but nvm...
there only 1 site..
i will try my best 2 settle it asap..
den can come back..
OK??
if im not attracted by d food n ppl there lor..
haha..
MR.Wong..im coming..
Penang LAKSA!!!...im coming...

What If I'm a Russian Spy...

I want to confess...

Yes..

I'm a Russian Spy...

Sorry Boss..

In order to take in...

I need to give out first...

This time the reward is too ATTRACTIVE..

I can't help myself...

Sony Pictures is giving us spies a chance to catch Salt 2 days before its release date...

2 tickets of the exclusive Primiere Screening!!!!

NOT JUST THAT,

there's more...

One of us...

One of us will even walk home with a

Sony bloggie™ camera worth RM899!

Woww...How cool is that??!!!

With this camera i can even improve much more for my spying phototaking skills...

(not taking girls or under skirts photos ya...

I mean the REAL SPY JOB...lol...)

OK..

I'm a Russian Spy..

My name is Agent Smith..

You can call me Mr. Smith..

(What??you think only US spies are called Smith??)

I have no childhood..

all i remember..

When i was very small...

i was pull out from a dark small box...

these people take me to a place..

feed me...give me place to sleep..

By the age of 12..

They taught me all kinds of language..

They taught me how to negotiate..how to convince..

They taught me how to play football...

at first i thought im going to be a football player...

but then...

i only realise what's my real job....

By the age of 20...

I was brought to see a person..

a very important person..

This is an very important piece of information...

P & C..

once i spill it out...

there's no turning back..

HOPE I REALLY GOT WHAT I WISHED FOR.....

His name is Abramovich..

Roman Abramovich..

He's a Russian Billionaire...

7 years ago,

He told me that he's going to take over Chelsea Football Team..

He wants to see Famous World Class Footballer to play in his team..

So..

my job is to convince those players he wants to play for Chelsea..

without letting them know i'm actually his spy...

This job is really not an easy task..

even though those salary and money he offer to them

are very very very attractive...

but then...

NOT everyone talks about money only..

Well...almost all but not all....

I need to sneak into the team they played for..

make friends with them...

be a part of their lifes...

speak their language..

learn their daily lives...

adapt their hobbies..

what they like...and what they don't..

become their best friend...

Then,

convince them to play for Chelsea when the time comes..

just SIGN THE CONTRACT!!...

I feel proud of myself..

because all these years i brought many...

many World Class Players from all over the world to join Chelsea..

MICHAEL BALLACK

PETER CECH

ANDY SHEVCHENKO

DECO

DIDIER DROGBA

JOE COLE

ASHLEY COLE

ESSIEN

ANELKA

MAKELELE

You really think they come just because of the money??

NOOO.....you're wrong...

it's because of Mr.Smith!!!!..

all these well-trained years...

convincing convincing and convincing...

However, I felt very sorry to one person,

Shevchenko..

He is like one of my best friend...

since he's from Ukraine..

so there's still some common between us..

so it's not too hard to convince him...

but that time i knew he has no future in Chelsea..

the place is just not suitable for him..

but still..

Demand from my boss..

A job is a job..

i still need to fulfill my task...

I'm really sorry bro...

So..

what's my new target??

David Villa,

Ribery,

Ibrahimovic,

Tevez,

Pato,

But FIRST in the list...

FERNANDO TORRES...

Had some connection with him when he was at Atletico Madrid....

hope the relationship we had can convince him..

but still..

more effort need to put on...

Hope i can succeed...

and

Hope i can win this competition too..

(So i can bring him for the movie???haha.....)

*finger crossed*

3rd Week....unexpected KLUANG...

It's d 3rd week im at JB..
damn..
the work here like never end...
probs everywhere...
delay n delay..
now all intern left..
only me...
settle everythin alone...
i miss kl..
i miss home..
i miss my bed..
i miss my frens..
really start feel like got prob when talkin...
mayb cos really too long din really talk..
when start talkin...
macam feeling not so right d...
gag...
edi biasa talk in d head...not from d mouth...

Damn...
n i stil thought im juz an intern..
but edi start going through engineer life..
where there r no exact time for work...
no more 6pm wait go back..
only everyday work til late nite...
reach hotel at least 11..
bath..
on9..
slep...
sometimes sommore need go out work or rush report...
tired..
stress..
but time flies..
its friday d...

But stil..
everythin worth it ...
when monday i heard my colleague said
he need go KLUANG work!!!!
woohooo...
damn damn damn happy....
dis means..
dis means..
i can go back c popo them lor..
haha..
finally...
asked them 2 throw me at roadside...
den i walk myself 2 find them..
i only got 2 hours..
must spend wisely..
haha..
my cousin asked i stil rmb d road ar?
of cos rmb lor...
its my home....
a place where i grow up wit full of memories...

Reached popo hse..
wow..
every1 so surprise...
glad 2 c them again...
glad 2 c their reaction...
haha...tats d reason i loves giving surprises...
lol..
ah q gave many info info of the pubs at jb..
haha...the zone??
no time go also larr...
saw back those photos during ah gong's funeral...
happy..
cos v all had a great time gather n takin pic together...
sad..
when saw those crying parts..
saw d lost...
ai...
SO U ALL REALLY MUZ APPRECIATE FRENS N FAMILY ARD U..
B4 ITS TOO LATE OK???
lol..
popo asked wan drink tea anot??
aiks...how can i say no???
last time when very small..
need 2 drink popo 泡 de milo only can slep...
tats y..
婆婆泡的茶..
有一種味道叫做家 ...
if u really can feel wat i mean....
saw many aunt aunt too..
all happy n surprise 2 c me..
really can feel home again..
2 hours spent at 婆婆 house....
enough to cover back d 2 weeks loneliness spend at JB..
hope to go back soon....

KL...im coming back now...
IPOH...im coming back 2molo...
LANGKAWI....we're COMING SOON!!!!!!!!...